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lesbianathogwarts:

asianpredator:

domodisciple:

asianpredator:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

strangeharpy:

edgebug:

sprightlyvigilante:

the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets

i want to read this novel

I want to write this novel.

I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.

I want to produce the movie

I’m directing the porn parody

I’m buying the porn parody

46,948 notes | 16/6/13 | 2:31pm | Reblog

tyleroakley:

Normal.

(Source: vimeo.com)

99,307 notes | 16/6/13 | 2:27pm | Reblog

wank-stains:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

He should have this is amazing

80,238 notes | 16/6/13 | 2:19pm | Reblog

peclro:

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing

31,974 notes | 16/6/13 | 4:30am | Reblog

tastefullyoffensive:

[xonees]

24,247 notes | 16/6/13 | 4:27am | Reblog

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: driveway)

41,362 notes | 15/6/13 | 1:06pm | Reblog

sandandglass:

When I see somebody I know in the street.

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w-for-wumbo:

niggas-:

playerprophet:

ohneooo:

beast-of-joy:

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

holy FUCK.

I’ll probably always reblog this cuz it’s just mind-blowing, holy cow

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

cool-bro-fili:

kaasan64:

chaosangel72:

“U go gurl”
Someone thinks this is okay behavior, and that makes me sad for humanity.

This makes me sick.

I’m not going to murder idiot little girls nope nope nop
FIRE UP THE FUCKING STOVE, I’M MAKING DINNER.

Did you know:
The police are on Facebook. The FBI, we’re also in Facebook. Anything you put out into the Internet, we can access it, especially on Facebook. So don’t worry tumblr, this girl may be an idiot and you may want to punch her in the face, but she’d never get anywhere in court.
BEFORE THE THREATEN TO USE THE LAWLEARN THE FUCKING LAW.

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milkywaywhite:

Animals With Stuffed Animals Of Themselves

Here are some animals hanging out with stuffed animal versions of themselves, which is clearly a thing that animals should be doing a lot more often.

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ridinghi:

sleepless-insomniac:

miss-moira:

edscutechibigirl:

xbren-bread:

ithankyoukindly:

This is too beautiful, to not be on my page.

Wow. Wow.

This is amazing o.o

Beautiful ;____;

How in the world. O_O

Mesmerizing, sad, beautiful, joyful.

This is mesmerizing

some people got talents

(Source: jeffbernat)

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gallowhill:

Hreinn Fridfinnsson - Attending, 1973